Personnel Logbook
John "The Wall" Doe
Head of Security
STATUS: ALIVEA veteran of several botched station deployments. Known for enforcing standard operating procedure with a stun baton and a total lack of humor. Has survived three separate singularity containment breaches by allegedly "glaring at the anomaly until it collapsed."
Honkles
Station Clown
STATUS: M.I.A.Nobody knows where Honkles came from. He bypassed the employment screening by slipping the HR director on a banana peel. Last seen riding a custom-built rocket propelled unicycle toward the syndicates' designated space territory. Presumed a danger to himself and others.
Dr. Lyra Vance
Chief Botanist
STATUS: DECEASEDBrilliant, but misguided. Tried to genetically engineer a strain of tomatoes that could scream when bitten. The resulting mutation broke out of hydroponics and consumed three assistants before being neutralized by security. Lyra was the first casualty.