Personnel Logbook
> DECRYPTING CREW MANIFEST... DONE.
Baron Xylaria
Head of Security/Bartender
STATUS: ALIVEDumb himbo
Kenji J. "Jester" Hideri
Security Commander/Brigadier
STATUS: ALIVE"The last thing i need is physics fucking itself... Wait hwatheufkc-"
Lilitha Chaosmoon Ashlight
Station Director/Facility Commander
STATUS: ALIVE"Only difference between a prank and a war crime is the size of the audience! ACK-"